The plan to ban spanking: Why we need pedophiles

Many parents think they are good parents. This is a common belief of someone who is entitled. Aren't we all depraved and entitled in relation to children?

I am a depraved and entitled sinner deserving of nothing in relation to children, and am to be grateful of everything in relation to children. I am deserving of nothing but DEATH and PUNISHMENT in relation to children. I am a pedophile, and I will be until my last day on earth, and so I self-diagnose as such.

The idea is that we need pedophiles - as competitive role models for parents. I myself admit my original sin in relation to children, and do so at every level, so why don't you, dear parents? If I attacked a child out of "stress", they'd lock me up and throw away my "stress" excuse, and fair is fair. You parents get off easily, held on a pedestal with your faux-heroism. You punish your children, and I have no anger in relation to children. I am better than you for not punishing or lashing out at a child in any way.

First the pedophiles will take after the movement, then the rest of the country, then a spanking ban in the United States of America, sweeping up the pro-spanking scum with the Great American Justice System! Just pull up the Law, and lay out your debate-space with a pro-spanking parent, burning them with your non-entitled example as a pedophilic adult, thereby coaxing jealousy down the lane.

Let the parents BURN! Let all the evildoing parents BURN in the lake of fire and burning sulfur, suffering the second death, which is Satan's final resting place! Repent, for the Kingdom of Heaven is at hand!