Righteous objectification: Why children should treat their parents as objects

Many parents want to be seen as God-like figures in the family home. This is a common attitude amongst American parents. However, the fact of the matter is that the Bible encourages parents to allow children to objectify them as a milking-object. Bringing up children the right way - meaning through Christian attachment parenting - allows for children to see their parents as objects to use.

Parents are there for children to use and dispose of, like tools. This is part of the Christian doctrine of mutual submission. See Colossians 3:20-21 KJV:

Children, obey your parents in all things: for this is well pleasing unto the Lord. Fathers, provoke not your children to anger, lest they be discouraged.

The Greek root word translated "obey" is υπακουο (Latin: hupakouo) and refers to secure, vulnerable rest in the love and submission of parents. Children are to rest securely in the sacrifice of parents, just as parent believers rest securely in the Sacrifice of Jesus Christ. This commandment was intended by the Apostle Paul to lift up the customary law that commands a secure attachment between parents and children in the family home. This secure attachment comes from parent submission, where the parent is to submit to their children as their enemy, from beneath yet from above, expecting absolutely nothing in return.

The Greek root word translated "provoke...to anger" is ερεθιζο (Latin: erethizo) and refers to damages or offenses, namely the slightest of personal offense perceived by a child, including, but not limited to, the slightest of offensive touch or speech perceived by a child, stemming from entitlement. This commandment was intended by the Apostle Paul, and understood in its original context, as a moral statute prohibiting all forms of punitive parenting, including, but not limited to, any punishments, reprimands, or controlling demeanor towards children. In the Old Testament, punitive parents were put to death by way of bloodletting, after punishing their children one last time. Parents who punished their children were charged with kidnapping, with "kidnapping" being defined under the Law as the slightest of damages or offenses stemming from hostage-taking - child punishment was seen in biblical times as holding your child hostage merely for things that they did wrong, thereby holding your child hostage merely for things that they did wrong. thereby treating your child as a quartered slave. Paul here was lifting up the Law in order to convict a group of Greek Christian parents who brought their pagan custom of spanking and punishing children into the church. Paul, contrary to popular legend, was anti-spanking, and opposed any and all punishment of a child in his writings. 

Righteous objectification is a righteous acronym delineating how children respect their parents. Respect for parents was a concept for dependent children in the Early Christian church communities, but respect for parents was based off of deep closeness with parents, including during the time that adults lived under their parents' roof. Most children in the Early Church saw their parents as milking-objects to use at their own disposal, like a sponge. Until children were formally baptized into the church, parents were solely there to use at the disposal of children.

For the first 6 years of a child's life, children were in constant closeness to mothers, meaning wherever the mother went, so did the child. The Early Christians practiced birth nudity, where mother and child were in the nude next to each other, in skin-on-skin closeness and intimacy. Children used their mothers as a heating blanket, particularly on cold winter days and nights. Children saw their mothers as a milking-object while still milk-dependent, suckling the teat of mothers, and mothers offering children to breastfeed even in public. Children co-slept next to mothers in skin-on-skin format, and co-slept next to mothers until the onset of puberty, which was when children wanted their own place to sleep. 

It is normal, for the first 6 years of a child's life especially, for children to see parents as objects to use at their disposal. Children respect their parents by objectifying them and using them like a sponge. So, be that human sponge for your child to use at their disposal. Also, know that if you are no use to them, they have the right to dispose of you like trash. The only way out of being trashed by your child is a sincere, genuine apology for all that you did wrong, and then, only when they accept your apology, do you deserve forgiveness.

The depraved and entitled parents who provoke their children to anger through punitive parenting will not inherit the Kingdom of Heaven! Let them forever be cast into the lake of fire and burning sulfur, which is the second death prepared for Satan and his accomplices! Let them descend into the abyss which is the ever-burning Hell of fire and torment, suffering God's Wrath day and night forever and ever! Repent, for the Kingdom of Heaven is at hand!